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I'm an engineer, so expect the expected. I dislike coriander. I like owls. I hate cold water. Repeating tensions such as clocks and dripping taps, which drive some people crazy, don't seem to affect me. I survived cancer in 2019. I once drank seven mugs of tea in 15 minutes. I have trouble understanding why people keep dogs as pets. All of my names contain 7 letters. My lowest three vertebrae are held in place by titanium rods. Deep water represents the unknown, which terrifies me. I read slowly. I eat quickly. I was briefly insane in the autumn of 1990. My happiest moments were spent throwing arrows around a field when I was 12. My favourite colour is blue. I rarely catch colds. I believe that not taking part in any physical activity after the age of 30 is the equivalent of not ducking when being punched. I accept and respect the existence of an opposite point of view. I wish I had a good plot idea so I could write a book. I have never bought a tabloid newspaper. I sink in water. Of the five people I spent my teenage years with, three are dead. I think that in a family context, love should be unconditional. I believe to the core of my being that man's most divisive and destructive creation is God. I neglected my father and regret it now he's gone. I can hear and memorise numbers instantly and retain them indefinitely, but forget what my wife tells me in seconds. I dislike fruit in desserts. Masks scare me. Only my family should shorten my first name. I intend to live to the age of 121. There is no retina in my right eye. I've been to five continents but I hate sight-seeing.
I am not sure talking was top of your list of things to do when Lyn arrived?
ReplyDeleteHowever, I hope all of that is over and done with by the time I get there.
At least you have someone to help you carry in all the beer I am going to drink when I visit. How big is you fridge.
Bis Bald!
Gruss from the fatherland.
G
Fridge is Thai-size, easily room for one and a half stubbies - which is enough to get me drunk at present.
ReplyDeleteI'll stock up before you get here.
I'm off to wine, dine and sixty-nine Lyn. (Fat chance)
Russell, keep your dirty thoughts to yourself!
ReplyDeleteI think you may have to invest in another Thai Size fridge, warm beer is not nice, and I am sure Grant will agree.
Hope you have rested up Lyn, looks like Russell might be turned on for making you typsy turvy tonight!!!
ReplyDeleteI like your play on words there Lucy. But I am almost certain Lyn needs to be blind drunk to do that sort of thing with Russell!?
ReplyDeleteAnymore comments like that and I will be getting my beer warm and spiked!
Have fun you two, see you soon. I am going to bed to help myself to a 34.5!
later
Well I'm shocked at such smutty remarks. It's brought on a touch of the vapours! Just pull the nighty down when done!
ReplyDeleteAs it is absolutely lashing it down here you are both not missing anything whatsoever. Proms in the park promises to be a wash out - but we Brits are stoic and I have got me wellies, brolly and the gazebo ready to pack into the car later. There's nothing wrong with a soggy port pie as long as you have a glass of chardonnay to wash it down.
I am now going off for the afternoon after dealing with the trauma of students falling off horses and breaking legs in the Siberian wilderness.
You two have a hot sticky weekend in Thailand whilst we go rusty here.
TTFN
Annie
Yes Anne, I agree that we (I) should raise the tone a little. I have been ordered (by Lyn, who is mortified) to remove the offending comment but in the interests of free speech I've left it in. Actually I can't find how to delete comments on this here blog thingy.
ReplyDeleteThe weekend is indeed hot and sticky, but (mostly) that's due to the weather.