Top tips

Got sent a link to some top tips, which I find tear-jerkingly funny. However, I'm not going to pass the link to you lot because they get less funny after five or so. Instead, I'll post a few here now and then.

To keep the freshness you should avoid finding the site for yourself and ruining the fun.

That's a top tip from me :)

Here's a selection:

• OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know.
• BOMB disposal experts' wives. Keep hubby on his toes by packing his lunchbox with plasticine and an old alarm clock.
• Save money on expensive personalised car number plates by simply changing your name to match your existing plate. - Mr. KVL 741Y, Stevenage.
• Save time when crossing a one-way street by only looking in the direction of oncoming traffic. - D. Rogers, Hemel Hempstead
• When crossing a one-way street always look in BOTH directions in case a large blue furniture removal lorry is reversing the wrong way up the road. - D. Rogers, Hemel Hempstead General Infirmary

More later.. taters