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Sunday, September 28, 2008
New Pumps
Ok this one's really only for Martin, the only guy I know who has a real opinion on shoes. Martin, what you think? A bit gay perhaps? I like them but had a few raised eyebrows in the office....
I know Lyn likes them because she was wandering around with me when I bought them.
Uuuurrrmmm!!! Very Russell. Not so sure you should bring them home though. Only joking, they look smart and you will be the only person wearing them in the UK - unique factor
I'm an engineer, so expect the expected. I dislike coriander. I like owls. I hate cold water. Repeating tensions such as clocks and dripping taps, which drive some people crazy, don't seem to affect me. I survived cancer in 2019. I once drank seven mugs of tea in 15 minutes. I have trouble understanding why people keep dogs as pets. All of my names contain 7 letters. My lowest three vertebrae are held in place by titanium rods. Deep water represents the unknown, which terrifies me. I read slowly. I eat quickly. I was briefly insane in the autumn of 1990. My happiest moments were spent throwing arrows around a field when I was 12. My favourite colour is blue. I rarely catch colds. I believe that not taking part in any physical activity after the age of 30 is the equivalent of not ducking when being punched. I accept and respect the existence of an opposite point of view. I wish I had a good plot idea so I could write a book. I have never bought a tabloid newspaper. I sink in water. Of the five people I spent my teenage years with, three are dead. I think that in a family context, love should be unconditional. I believe to the core of my being that man's most divisive and destructive creation is God. I neglected my father and regret it now he's gone. I can hear and memorise numbers instantly and retain them indefinitely, but forget what my wife tells me in seconds. I dislike fruit in desserts. Masks scare me. Only my family should shorten my first name. I intend to live to the age of 121. There is no retina in my right eye. I've been to five continents but I hate sight-seeing.
Uuuurrrmmm!!! Very Russell. Not so sure you should bring them home though. Only joking, they look smart and you will be the only person wearing them in the UK - unique factor
ReplyDeleteI am bringing them home with pride, along with my peak-sleeved tshirts and drainpipe jeans (purple).
ReplyDeleteAre you trying to stimulate interest in these trainers in the UK? How many did you buy? A caseload??
ReplyDeleteTip - Converse have a factory in Thailand -
Converse trainers in Thailand - £15
Converse trainers in the UK - £50
Get your orders in now people !!!
(unless everyone wants purple jeans for crimbo....)
I'll model them personally on October tenth - be there or be square, you know the place.
ReplyDeleteNatty shooozzz dem ... ha ha ha
ReplyDeleteShooz? Shooz? Is that spelling, South African style?
ReplyDeleteHello Odette, nice to hear from you.
I think you should wear these all the time. You could become the next trend setter. Elaine (aka Lainey J)
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