"Mum, why am I so big?"
"Shut up. Have you brushed your teeth?"
This one's female, big AND fast. I couldn't get a clear shot, she was shifting so fast.
"You coming to the protests?"
"What, in these clothes?"
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I am getting quite worried about you now!
ReplyDeleteMe? Nah, I'm normal. Worry about these gargantuan kids in a country of teeny tiny folk. They must feel like Gurriver, to use their own pronunciation.
ReplyDeleteNot to keep this story line going or anything but are we talking bigger than you Russell?
ReplyDeletePictures don't seem to quite do these kids justice!! by the sounds of things
It's the fact that most of them are bigger than me, whereas the rest of Thailand is up to my shoulders, that makes them stand out.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, as you say, time to drop the story and find something more intresting to report on....