Early morning revelations

I was just turning over in my sleep and I realised I'd rolled onto the uncomfortable parts of my skin - ALL OF THEM. Hip, thigh, calf. It's the heffing sheets, nothing to do with sunburn.

I know you'll all sleep easier knowing this, so despite it being 3.30 am here I've posted this and called all my loved ones with the news. I've also pulled the new sheets off the bed.

Hmm, I think I feel a cartoon-drawing phase comng on.

Gnight.