Well it makes me worry for the naiive and usually older folk who are the target audience of this email, but here it seems I'm even richer than I thought....
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WILL EXECUTION
I wish to intimate you with a request that would be of immense benefit to both of us. Being an executor of WILL, it is possible that we may be tempted to make fortune out of our client situations, when we cannot help it, or left with no better option.The issue I am presenting to you isabout my client who WILLS a fortune to his next-of-kin. It was most unfortunate that he and his next-of-kin died on the same day in the Shiraz plane crash of Tuesday 10 February 2004.I am now faced with confusion of who to pass the fortune to.
According to the English law, the fortune is supposed to be bequeathed to the government.However, I don't belong to that school of thought which proposes that the fortune of unlucky people be given to the government.My purpose of contacting you is to seek your assistance to act as the benefactor of the WILL, and lay claim to the legacy (12.4million pounds sterling),which this my unfortunate client bequeathed to his next-of-kin.For now, It is only known to me, as my client has great confident in me.Everything will be left between you and I. The share would be 40% for you and 60% for me.
All I have to do is to amend the WILL stating you as the beneficiary to the 12.4million pounds sterling. As I am yet to get your consent on this issue, I prefer not to divulge my full identity so as not to risk being debarred. The English Bar considers it a breach of the oath of the English Bar Council.I need not emphasizeto you that the sensitivity of this issue need not be toyed with by neglecting its confidentiality. Due to the risk involve and also the activities of fraudsters now rampant on the internet, and until I am sure of your consent, full cooperation and genuine willingness to assist me forour mutual benefit. I would prefer that we maintain correspondence by email. At this point I want to assure you that your true consent, full cooperation and confidentiality are all that are required for us to take full advantage of this great opportunity. This is an opportunity that people rarely have.
I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Yours truly,Barr.phil haywood
I wish to intimate you with a request that would be of immense benefit to both of us. Being an executor of WILL, it is possible that we may be tempted to make fortune out of our client situations, when we cannot help it, or left with no better option.The issue I am presenting to you isabout my client who WILLS a fortune to his next-of-kin. It was most unfortunate that he and his next-of-kin died on the same day in the Shiraz plane crash of Tuesday 10 February 2004.I am now faced with confusion of who to pass the fortune to.
According to the English law, the fortune is supposed to be bequeathed to the government.However, I don't belong to that school of thought which proposes that the fortune of unlucky people be given to the government.My purpose of contacting you is to seek your assistance to act as the benefactor of the WILL, and lay claim to the legacy (12.4million pounds sterling),which this my unfortunate client bequeathed to his next-of-kin.For now, It is only known to me, as my client has great confident in me.Everything will be left between you and I. The share would be 40% for you and 60% for me.
All I have to do is to amend the WILL stating you as the beneficiary to the 12.4million pounds sterling. As I am yet to get your consent on this issue, I prefer not to divulge my full identity so as not to risk being debarred. The English Bar considers it a breach of the oath of the English Bar Council.I need not emphasizeto you that the sensitivity of this issue need not be toyed with by neglecting its confidentiality. Due to the risk involve and also the activities of fraudsters now rampant on the internet, and until I am sure of your consent, full cooperation and genuine willingness to assist me forour mutual benefit. I would prefer that we maintain correspondence by email. At this point I want to assure you that your true consent, full cooperation and confidentiality are all that are required for us to take full advantage of this great opportunity. This is an opportunity that people rarely have.
I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Yours truly,Barr.phil haywood
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With my last blog in mind I'm not in a great mood today so here goes a pointless speech:
If by some miracle the perpetrator of this email ever reads this, please email me on russell.hindley@virgin.net and answer the following questions:
- How do you sleep at night with this on your conscience?
- Would your mother approve of how you earn a living?
- Do you have no concept of a work ethic? Can't you just get a job?
- Would you happily spend whatever you gain from this con, knowing it was obtained by deceit?
I know the answers to these questions will be adolescent babble at best, but I'd love to hear it from the horse's mouth.
Right, now I'm off to the gym to burn off some anger. Oh, and the richness chart looks like this:
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