You are so not funny ... Patricia and I walked the dogs on -1 today for two hours. Well at least it was bright and not raining. We jumped on all the puddles to crush the ice.
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I'm an engineer, so expect the expected. I dislike coriander. I like owls. I hate cold water. Repeating tensions such as clocks and dripping taps, which drive some people crazy, don't seem to affect me. I survived cancer in 2019. I once drank seven mugs of tea in 15 minutes. I have trouble understanding why people keep dogs as pets. All of my names contain 7 letters. My lowest three vertebrae are held in place by titanium rods. Deep water represents the unknown, which terrifies me. I read slowly. I eat quickly. I was briefly insane in the autumn of 1990. My happiest moments were spent throwing arrows around a field when I was 12. My favourite colour is blue. I rarely catch colds. I believe that not taking part in any physical activity after the age of 30 is the equivalent of not ducking when being punched. I accept and respect the existence of an opposite point of view. I wish I had a good plot idea so I could write a book. I have never bought a tabloid newspaper. I sink in water. Of the five people I spent my teenage years with, three are dead. I think that in a family context, love should be unconditional. I believe to the core of my being that man's most divisive and destructive creation is God. I neglected my father and regret it now he's gone. I can hear and memorise numbers instantly and retain them indefinitely, but forget what my wife tells me in seconds. I dislike fruit in desserts. Masks scare me. Only my family should shorten my first name. I intend to live to the age of 121. There is no retina in my right eye. I've been to five continents but I hate sight-seeing.
are we allowed to say rude words on here, well i don't care, PISS OFF anyway!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are so not funny ... Patricia and I walked the dogs on -1 today for two hours. Well at least it was bright and not raining. We jumped on all the puddles to crush the ice.
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woooo...more cash for me.....
ReplyDeleteCONGRATULATION
You are No(5)you won
(£789,000.00 GBP)
Britain Pounds UK NATIONAL® LOTTERY
Batch No: 01/209/AD16G To claim your winnings you are expected to contact
your
agent Mr.Peterson Walter via email immediately within 24hrs
with the following details below.
1.Full name............................
2.Country..............................
3.Contact Address......................
4.Telephone Number.....................
5.Age...............................
Mr.Peterson Walter
Head Winning Claims Dept.
Email: mr.petersonwalter_04@yahoo.com.hk
Tel.: +447031925542
Signed.
Mrs. Joan Mike
(ONLINE CO-ORDINATOR)
The toastie thing antagonises me not. I live in WA, mate - and it's always toastie in my world.
ReplyDeleteDamn, trumped by a non-whinging pom. There's a first.
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