Got a bit squiffy, and everyone else did it, so felt it was churlish to refuse....
I should apologise to my friends and family here, but sod you all I think it looks well hard.
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I'm an engineer, so expect the expected. I dislike coriander. I like owls. I hate cold water. Repeating tensions such as clocks and dripping taps, which drive some people crazy, don't seem to affect me. I survived cancer in 2019. I once drank seven mugs of tea in 15 minutes. I have trouble understanding why people keep dogs as pets. All of my names contain 7 letters. My lowest three vertebrae are held in place by titanium rods. Deep water represents the unknown, which terrifies me. I read slowly. I eat quickly. I was briefly insane in the autumn of 1990. My happiest moments were spent throwing arrows around a field when I was 12. My favourite colour is blue. I rarely catch colds. I believe that not taking part in any physical activity after the age of 30 is the equivalent of not ducking when being punched. I accept and respect the existence of an opposite point of view. I wish I had a good plot idea so I could write a book. I have never bought a tabloid newspaper. I sink in water. Of the five people I spent my teenage years with, three are dead. I think that in a family context, love should be unconditional. I believe to the core of my being that man's most divisive and destructive creation is God. I neglected my father and regret it now he's gone. I can hear and memorise numbers instantly and retain them indefinitely, but forget what my wife tells me in seconds. I dislike fruit in desserts. Masks scare me. Only my family should shorten my first name. I intend to live to the age of 121. There is no retina in my right eye. I've been to five continents but I hate sight-seeing.
Nothing like a pair of tights on your arm to make you feel manly, eh? ;-)
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Jeez woman, you could have at least strung it out for the more gullible readers.
ReplyDeleteFirst thing I thought...someones nicked Russell's trumpet!
ReplyDeleteI know, I know. I just so love being right!
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And you can sod off Norton, or I'll snap the antique Meerschaum I got you for christmas.
ReplyDeleteOhhh to get one of them for Christmas would make me the happiest (and most intellignt) boy in the whole world!
ReplyDeleteit worked better when he told me he had done something stupid but couldn't get the webcam to work! i was nearly hysterical thinking he'd broken or irreparably (sp) damaged himself somehow. then i saw the tights!!!!
ReplyDeleteDidn't even notice the tights...I just presumed you'd bought yourself a new shirt or something..... blue as well...it's your colour.
ReplyDeleteIt's brown, you damned pict.
ReplyDeleteThis is the last time I do jolly stuff on here, you lot just take the mickey.
that shirt is definitely blue, does colour matter on those button thingys he's making that control all those millions of gallons of oil and gas.
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