Here's an idea. I've received two emails this week telling me I've won enormous sums of money, and it got me thinking, I could count the amounts and see how much unreal money I can accumulate over a year or so. Then of course being of the modern age I decided to make a competition out of it. So dig into your "Deleted" folders, find the emails you quite correctly deleted without a moments thought, and swipe the relevant information. Then simply send it to me in a comment on this blog.
No sense forwarding the emails, that's just spamming the internet for no good reason.
I'll keep score and we'll see who is "Richest" next November 5th. Winner pays for the fireworks, with real money of course.
My two this week were:
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20081102: From the "Helen Foundation"
This is to inform you that you have been chosen By The Board Of Trustees of the above
International Charity Organization as one of the final recipients of a Cash Donation.
Based on the random selection exercise of Internet Service Providers (ISP)
and millions of Super market cash invoices worldwide, you were selected as the
lucky recipient to receive the award sum of $950,000.00 USD (Nine Hundred and Fifty
Thousand United State Dollars) as charity donations/aid from the Association
Of European Charity Foundations and the UNO in accordance with the enabling act of
Parliament.
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20081104: From "Tage Koed Manson"
Dear Lucky Winner
We wish to congratulate and inform you On the selection
today,your email has won you the sum of £750,000.00 GBP
in our online email lottery in which e-mail addresses
are picked randomly by computerized balloting, you must
contact the appointed agent Mr Kevin Cool.Fill out the
form below Ticket no: 56475600545 188 for more clearification.
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I make that $950k amd £750k. I feel better already.
By the way, Lynny, happy anniversary. Yes folks, myself and the glorious ginger one met on this day in 1990. (She was brunette then though) - Which leads me onto another topic - poetry. Hmmm, I might just post some verse, see how it goes.
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We could also see how much viagra, we can accumulate.....If I'd answered every penis extension piece of spam - I'd have difficulty walking by now....
ReplyDeleteThat's quite funny, but it's my blog and I'll make the jokes.
ReplyDeleteAlso stick to the point - what are you worth? Come on, divvy up. I can't do this alone.
Happy Anniversary you two ...
ReplyDeleteBye the way is this the moment of madness in 1990 you refer to in you bio? 'fess up ??
Love ya Lynny
Hugs
Me
On the money front I got babkas
No, that was autumn (Russell shudders from bad memories). Lyn represented the end of that period.
ReplyDeleteso....every cloud had a silver lynning? (sorry...unauthorised joke...)
ReplyDeleteTerrible joke - no wonder I don't invite jocularity from my guests.
ReplyDeleteAnd you're not sorry at all.
I delete most of my "Nigerian Prince wants to give you lots of money" type emails - but this guy is good for a laugh...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm....
Another offer of Viagra though today....
i got 2.5 million from mrs rebecca williams today
ReplyDelete2.5 million what? Bananas?
ReplyDeleteAs it happens I got the same one, a "Dearest one of God" jobby, so we both get a $2.5 million credit, yum.
I'll make a pretty chart this weekend and post it.