Sandy's birthday on Thursday, shall we get him a cake or give him the bumps?
I'm voting cake.
Now there's a phrase you don't hear very often.
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I'm an engineer, so expect the expected. I dislike coriander. I like owls. I hate cold water. Repeating tensions such as clocks and dripping taps, which drive some people crazy, don't seem to affect me. I survived cancer in 2019. I once drank seven mugs of tea in 15 minutes. I have trouble understanding why people keep dogs as pets. All of my names contain 7 letters. My lowest three vertebrae are held in place by titanium rods. Deep water represents the unknown, which terrifies me. I read slowly. I eat quickly. I was briefly insane in the autumn of 1990. My happiest moments were spent throwing arrows around a field when I was 12. My favourite colour is blue. I rarely catch colds. I believe that not taking part in any physical activity after the age of 30 is the equivalent of not ducking when being punched. I accept and respect the existence of an opposite point of view. I wish I had a good plot idea so I could write a book. I have never bought a tabloid newspaper. I sink in water. Of the five people I spent my teenage years with, three are dead. I think that in a family context, love should be unconditional. I believe to the core of my being that man's most divisive and destructive creation is God. I neglected my father and regret it now he's gone. I can hear and memorise numbers instantly and retain them indefinitely, but forget what my wife tells me in seconds. I dislike fruit in desserts. Masks scare me. Only my family should shorten my first name. I intend to live to the age of 121. There is no retina in my right eye. I've been to five continents but I hate sight-seeing.
bumps :-)
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ReplyDeleteArgghh - was planning a low key day - how did you know! - Actually was planning to have a day off, but FAT not letting me... boo - I'm going to Ireland on Friday so need to work on Thursday. Not fair.
ReplyDeleteSorta applied for a job in China as well...... well an agency asked for an up to date cv, then phoned me and asked how soon I could arrange a Chinese visa.... oops . Not sure if I'm ready to leave Glasgow. Secure contract here, and it's oil.... mmmmm. So keep bimbling on here, or jump to China (1 months probabtion eek.. ) for the big bucks.... descisions descisions......
China's the place to be Sandy. Secure contract? Pish. Wait till they need to make "financial adjustments", you'll be gone before you can say "hoots mon".
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